(Source: cameronliddell)

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

evillittlecherry:

Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go “Gadzooks!”

accio-the-tardis:

stupid-face-karen:

wankoce4n:

the world is ending in 19 days and i still don’t know what i’m going to wear

A Poncho

(Source: elzhhs)

thisblogistheark:

I’ve never seen that used so accurately.

(Source: edm-nation)

warpedlamp:

actualcannibalcalliope:

alright so i’ve finally got all the basic sprites done for my colorswap au. uwu

of course i’m sure i’ve fucked up somewhere (or everywhere probably ahh) so criticism is always good if anyone has any.

i actually need these because i’m working on a part two of this first flash. uou

This is making me very uncomfortable.

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

(Source: humortrain)

lepreas:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

cakeandotheredibles:

What if you wake up one day and it turns out you’re just a bottle of salad dressing

what the fuck is that prehistoric shit

sammneiland:

aviarei:

I have a feeling backbones aren’t supposed to bend like that

spits out drink.

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’